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Lights not turning on or off? Existential Crises?
Eating dinner in the dark? Tired of yelling at children to turn off lights? Worried about that little spark every time you flick that one switch? Having fantacies of being able to flip the switch in a certain way and being transported to the Bat Cave (or the Enterprise)?
Sorry, I can't help you with some of those things (except for the first and third ones), but I had to put some content here, for posterity.